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WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE?
by PunkyPeggy
Mom: NOTHING IN THIS HOUSE IS YOURS. I HAVE A JOB. I PAID FOR ALL OF IT. STOP “DESTROYING” MY HOUSE. IT’S BRAND NEW. YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. HOW ARE YOU OKAY WITH ALL OF THIS? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE? YOU THINK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA? YOU ARE GONNA BE EATING BEANS OUT OF A CAN. YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE. WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? DON’T BE LIKE YOUR MORE SUCCESSFUL COUSINS! THIS IS MY HOUSE AND MY RULES.

Mom on vacation with a couple drinks in her system: You know I love you right?




I hate whenever I remember a moment we had, I also remember how much of a loser I was.
you’re still a materialistic bitch though:)
Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs on Tumblr, we are deleting every blog that does not reblog this by January first. People have been asking for taken URL’s and this is what we are doing.
lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons:
lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons.
DAMMIT, STAFF.
Lol just gonna reblog this on all my saved urls.
well, id hate to be the person that didnt see this.
uhg fml. not taking any risks. SORRY FOLLOWERS!
yeah ^^ sorry followers. not taking any chances. tumblr=my life..
((At first I was just like. Ya what ever. Then I looked at the fucking source!))
(Source: staff)
Next Game
What should my next gba game?
I have already completed the golden sun games, some of the final fantasies, and obviously pokemon. any recommendations?
gourmetgaming: Health Potion (Diablo cocktail)
Ingredients:
1 Measure Cranberry Gin
0.5 Measure Żubrówka (Buffalo/Bison Grass Vodka)
0.5 Measure Amaretto
Squeeze of Lime Juice
Top Up TonicDirections: Mix first four ingredients in a flask or glass and top off with tonic. Consume as needed.
A note from the creator:
The red health potion, stored in a mystical apothecary vessel, is incredibly iconic in gaming and is found in many a dungeon crawler. Since I’m so excited for Diablo III I thought I’d focus on the most famous and original version as found in the series (though I’m aware that health potions are not being used in Diablo III – boo!). So in the spirit of Christmas and New Year being a time for relaxation and recuperation I thought this surprisingly sweet and refreshing health potion is just what most of us are looking for.
Many people have been asking where to get the flask from - it was a lovely gift from a friend who picked it up at http://www.demijohn.co.uk/. For people outside the UK I came across this site which has a great selection http://www.specialtybottle.com/. Found somewhere better for the US? Let me know!
Drink Created and photographed by the wonderful GourmetGaming.
The Hetalia Birthday Game by *kairiHeartsSasuke
Germany sneaks into your bed while you’re sleeping because he enjoys your company.… Oh god. I will never sleep again.
” Japan gets drunk with you while looking at you lustfully. “
someone help“Germany makes you some pasta because he likes your company.”
n///w///n
canada runs down a street naked with you because he is feeling playful
well if thats his idea of playful iM VErY OKAY
Japan takes me to a burger restaurant while confessing his love for me :’)
(Source: theamazingprussia)







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